Hackers & Haters

We’re the golf group where every swing is a story, every hole is an adventure, and every round ends with someone swearing they “almost broke 80.” Whether you’re here to chase birdies, find your ball in the woods, or perfect your punchlines, we’ve got you covered. We believe golf is less about the score and more about the laughs, the mulligans, and the post-round storytelling at the 19th hole. Come join us—fore better or worse, it’s always a good time!

About Us

Our Beliefs

Our group’s motto? “You can drive for show, but you gon have to sco for dough.” Between rounds of bogeys and brews, we celebrate the simple joys of bad golf and great company. You’ll hear us long before you see us, with laughs echoing down the fairways and wisecracks about someone’s Easter golf pants (we’re looking at you, Mike). It’s not about the scorecard; it’s about the fellowship, the fresh air, and the creative excuses for why you put 100 up on the scoreboard. Because at the end of the day, it’s less about winning and more about who buys the next round.

Weekly Game ($25)

$5 for 1st Birdie/$5 for low front 9/$5 for low back 9/$10 for skins

First Birdie

Golfer with the first birdie for the round. If the 1st birdie happens to be an eagle, you get paid double.

Low Front

Golfer with the lowest score for the front 9.

Low Back

Golfer with the lowest score for the back 9.

Skins

Must make par or better on the hole to qualify. Pot divided by the number of skins won.